Reading Between The Kinks Laminated Bookmark Reading Between The Kinks Laminated Bookmark
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Every librarian knows the real secrets are found in the margins, and this bookmark is for those who are fluent in the language of spice. It's for the reader who knows that the best stories are found in the details that you have to look for. Keep your place with this ode to books that are a little more honest about their intentions.

Kink Themed 4 Pack Kink Themed 4 Pack
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Stop fumbling for scraps of paper. It's time to upgrade your reading ritual. This bundle is your arsenal of reading essentials, featuring all the bookmarks you need to navigate your most daring and delicious stories. Grab a bundle, save a little cash, and make sure you're always prepared to read with a little more fire.

My Books Are Spicer Than Your Love Life Laminated Bookmark My Books Are Spicer Than Your Love Life Laminated Bookmark
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We're not making assumptions, we're just stating facts. Your books are spicier. Period. This bookmark is a badge of honor for anyone with a TBR list that could make a saint blush.

The Smut Is The Plot Bookmark The Smut Is The Plot Bookmark
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You're not here for a complex narrative arc. You're here for the smut. And that, my darling, is a valid and glorious choice. This bookmark celebrates the stories where the only plot twist that matters is how they end up in bed. Because sometimes, the smut truly is the plot.

Submission Is Not Shameful Laminated Bookmark Submission Is Not Shameful Laminated Bookmark
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They may not understand it, but you do. This bookmark is for the reader who lives the beautiful, sacred truth that submission is an act of profound trust, not weakness. It's a badge of honor for the person who knows their kinks aren't shameful—they're a part of who they are.

Fueled By Dark Romance And A Dirty Mind Laminated Bookmark Fueled By Dark Romance And A Dirty Mind Laminated Bookmark
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This bookmark is for the reader who doesn't shy away from the shadows. It's for the person who knows that the best stories are found in the darkness, fueled by dark romance and a dirty mind. This bookmark is a statement for those who can appreciate a good villain.

Consent is Sexy Laminated Bookmark Consent is Sexy Laminated Bookmark
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Let's be clear: nothing is hotter than enthusiastic consent. Except, maybe, a TBR list that's a mile long. This bookmark is for the reader who lives by their principles, embraces their desires, and proudly stacks their shelf with stories that are as ethical as they are exhilarating. It’s a bold statement for a bold reader.

Full Collection Full Collection
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Why choose when you can have it all? This is the definitive collection of The Spicy Librarian bookmarks. From the playful sass of "My Books Are Spicier Than Your Love Life" to the profound truth of "Submission Isn't Shameful," this bundle represents the entire ethos of the brand. It's the ultimate way to declare your love for smart, sexy, and unapologetic reading.

Contain Me Kindly Laminated Bookmark Contain Me Kindly Laminated Bookmark
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"Contain Me Kindly." A powerful phrase for a powerful reader. This bookmark is for those who find peace in safe containment and who know that the best boundaries are built with care and consent.

Turn The Page Darling Laminated Bookmark Turn The Page Darling Laminated Bookmark
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You've made it this far, now get ready for the real show. This bookmark is a bold invitation into the heart of the story's most scandalous moments. It's a statement for the reader who knows exactly what they're looking for, and who isn't afraid to find it.

Powered By Smut And Critical Thinking Laminated Bookmark Powered By Smut And Critical Thinking Laminated Bookmark
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This bookmark is for the reader who is both a scholar and a scoundrel. It's for the person who can dissect a complex plotline as easily as they can appreciate a good smut scene. Because in the world of books, a little critical thinking never hurt anyone.

The Ritual Is The Regulation Laminated Bookmark The Ritual Is The Regulation Laminated Bookmark
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The ritual is the regulation. This bookmark is a quiet but powerful statement for those who understand the deep, soulful connection between a need for structure and the freedom found within it. A bookmark for the critical thinkers, the kinky, and the beautifully neurodivergent.

I don't WATCH porn Laminated Bookmark I don't WATCH porn Laminated Bookmark
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This isn't just a bookmark; it's a declaration. For the discerning reader who knows the true power of the written word, this bookmark proudly states, "I don't Watch Porn... I Read It Like A Fucking Lady". It’s a badge of honor for those who prefer their spice delivered in a story, not on a screen.

Morally Gray is my Favorite Color Laminated Bookmark Morally Gray is my Favorite Color Laminated Bookmark
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Every librarian knows that the most interesting stories are never simple. This bookmark is for those who are drawn to the characters who live in the shadows. It’s for the reader who knows that a good story is one that makes you question everything, including your own moral compass.

Learn about my pieces.

  • All bookmarks are made with high quality paper and laminate sheets. Hand designed, Hand cut, and Hand Laminated

  • All bookmarks are ready to ship. Prices are as marked. No tax, shipping is included. Items will ship within 3 to 5o days.

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